Before venturing into the snow, la Princesse instructs the peasant that the trip will be brief and without recreational pursuits.
The peasant begs.
He would like to romp.
He would like to frisk and hop.
He would like to make snow angels.
There will be NO running.
NO playing.
And definitely NO FUN. This is a business trip.
Of course, la Princesse’s mind is easily changed.
Soon her enthusiasm outgrows that of the peasant.
In fact, if anything, the peasant seems to lose interest in the winter world.
La Princesse feverishly tries to involve him in the festivities once more!
But something is wrong.
The peasant claims to have lost the use of his feet!
La Princesse reassures him that the very thought is ridiculous.
After all, she feels fine!
When his complaints persist, la Princesse informs the peasant that they must return to the Rental Palace so the handmaiden can offer assistance.
She will lead the charge!
The peasant must follow! Quickly!
La Princesse nears the home stretch! She can see the door!
Help is near, peasant! Never fear! Peasant?
Peasant…?
Epilogue:
Disgusted by the peasant’s lack of motivation, la Princesse abandoned him to die on the tundra and went to recline on her royal cushion.
After an extended paw massage by the handmaiden, the peasant eventually regained comfortable feeling in his paws and stopped shrieking and attempting to limp on all four paws at once.
Total time in the snow: 3.5 minutes.